Three Orders from Israel

I am really tired of the hatred between the Arabs and the Jews. I guess they must have really enjoyed this suffering and pain. Here is a nice memo dedicated to Israel.

1. The most recent order by Israel: "I ask all the civilians in the southern part of Lebanon to leave their homes!"

2. The next order: "I ask all the civilians around my country to leave their homes. These countries include, Palestine, Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Egypt, etc. Although, Iran is not exactly around my country, I also ask them to leave their homes, since they will soon be my neighbors!"

3. Final order: "I ask all the civilians in the world to leave their homes for their own sake. Due to recent achievements of Israel, and the already happened arrival of the final Prophet, the citizens of the promised land is about to be awarded the final promise of apocalypse!"