Liberté, égalité, stupidité equalé Francé

Question: What do you call 100.000 people that have lifted their arms up?
Answer: French army!

Question: How many French soldiers are needed to defend Paris?
Answer: No one knows. Cause, they didn't even fight during the 2nd World War!

Question: Why did the French plant trees on both sides of the famous Champs-Élysées avenue?
Answer: Becasue the German soldiers, who have occupied France during the 2nd World War, can walk under the shadow of the trees during the parade!

Question: In French army, what do they teach as the first thing?
Answer: "I surrender" in German!